Kailyn Lowry, the ever-controversial former Teen Mom 2 star, is taking her petty behavior to the grave—literally.

In a recent episode of her podcast, Baby Mamas No Drama, Kailyn dropped a bombshell revelation to her co-host Vee Torres about her funeral plans.

Kailyn Says Only Jo Will Be Invited To Her Funeral

The mom-of-seven, who rose to fame airing her tumultuous life on national television, made it crystal clear that she’s got a list of people who are absolutely banned from attending her funeral. “Jo [Rivera] is the only baby daddy that is allowed [to attend], I promise you,” she declared to Vee, who just happens to be Jo’s wife. Talk about awkward!

For those not in the loop, Kailyn Lowry first captured America’s attention on 16 and Pregnant, before becoming a staple on Teen Mom 2. She shares her eldest son, Isaac, with Jo Rivera. Her second child, Lincoln, was born during her tumultuous marriage to Javi Marroquin.

The drama didn’t stop there; Kailyn later had Lux and Creed with Chris Lopez, a relationship fraught with public disputes and legal battles. Now, she’s dating Elijah Scott, who she shares three kids with (including twins), who might just make it to her funeral guest list—if they’re still together by then.

Kailyn Says Security Will Deal With Unwanted Guests

Kailyn didn’t stop at banning her exes from her funeral. She went into great detail about how she plans to ensure these individuals never set foot at her final farewell. “

It’s to the point that, this list, I want [the people on it] humiliated and escorted out of the place,” she said with a laugh. “Like, you don’t even step foot. Like, you will be physically removed, not asked, to leave. You will be asked to stand in front of everyone and you will be removed. That is in my will.”

That’s right—Kailyn is so committed to her pettiness that she’s willing to hire security to drag her unwanted guests out in front of everyone.

And just when you thought she was done, Kailyn added another layer to her posthumous plans. She made it clear that she doesn’t want certain people posting tributes to her on social media. “And don’t post s**t on social media because I’ll have it removed,” she warned. Clearly, even death won’t stop Kailyn from controlling the narrative.

The inspiration for her detailed funeral plans came from a book she read recently, where a character meticulously outlined their own funeral wishes. This sparked Kailyn’s memory, reminding her to update her best friend on who remains banned from her service.

She also mentioned adding three more people to her blacklist, though she kept their identities a secret. It’s no surprise that Kailyn has a flair for drama—she’s been living it out on screen for years.

Although Kailyn is no longer on Teen Mom 2—she exited the show in 2022 to focus on her family and other ventures—the drama in her life is far from over. Her departure from the show was marked by her desire to step away from the public scrutiny and live a quieter life, but as her recent podcast revelations show, she can’t quite escape the chaos. K

ailyn may have left the small screen, but she’s still the same unapologetically candid and controversial figure her fans—and haters—have come to know.